IndoCafe, the Culprit

Assalamualaikum :)

     Once upon a time, I felt really tired. So, I slept after I came back from class that evening. I woke up, straightly went to bath and washed my cloth. Then, ate the gorgeous 'tongkeng ayam gorengs' nyamss nomnom. Switched on the lovey dovey lappy. Long list of assignment need to be done. However, I found myself still 'loading'. So, I 'jerang' the tap water and make myself a cup of IndoCafe. I bought this because I thought that it is not as strong as Nescafe which can make me turn into a hard-core nocturnal creature. Also can lead to high blood pressure if we drank it a lot. Yes! I feel energetic. I'm feel like to jump through out the night. *jump jump

     Unfortunately, I didn't take this opportunity to do as much assignment as I can. In fact, I went 'melagha', surfing the wasting-time social network through out the night. I played with my Tumblr. Scrolling down the Dashboard and laughed as much as I can to eliminate the unhappy feeling. Scroll down until the bottom of nowhere, laugh, reblog, laugh, reblog, laugh, reblog. When I get bored, I search a new, cuter theme and background for my Tumblr. I faced few problems. I saved the theme and background, but nothing happen. 0,o' I do it over and over again until midnight, still no change. Damn! Obviously, I forgot about the long list assignment need to be done.

     It was 1.00 am, I have class at 9 o'clock in the morning. So, I off to bed. I recite the prayer, plug in the earphone, listening to my lullaby and close my eyes.

2 hours later...

    Oh my beloved eyes, Y U NO ASLEEP? =..= *troll face. It's already 3.00 am. wuwu. I tried to sleep again, closing my eyes. Turn to the left, turn to the right, over and over again.

1 hour later...

     No no no. Why can't sleep? Why can't sleep? ~,~  *zombie face.

IndoCafe, I underestimate you.

You are much stronger than Nescafe even though you are much cheaper.

But, still you are the CULPRIT! You are the CULPRIT! CULPRIT! CULPRIT!

It's 4.47 am now. I feel hungry. So, I decided to turn on my lovey dovey lappy to do the neglected assignment. Well then, I live happily ever after.

The End

Q & A Session

Assalamualaikum =)

Answer the questions given below. Bilingual or even 'bahasa rojak' is accepted. Citation is needed to avoid plagiarism. Strictly, Grammar mistake is not taken into account. Please write your answer in not more than 1000 words.

How's life?

     Life's getting sucks busy day by day. Face pollution is everywhere (Rahim, Y., 2012). I'm running out of time (Muse, 2006). One week holiday dikejutkan dengan cerita yang menimbulkan tanda tanya. Dafuq? What's in their mind? Ingatkan balik nak mensucikan hati. Humpph, makin keruh adelah. Nasib baik ade cik baby Raudhah yg cantik jelita. Siap ade lesung pipit kat pipi kanan. Ouh? Looks like my mother's daughters does not inherit that gene but her granddaughter does. 0,o  Cik baby Raudhah kecik sangat. Mule mule takut sangat nak dukung. 'Singkol', bak kate orang Sarawak. Almaklumlah, fragile, please handle her with care. Tapi, lame lame macam best je dukung dia. Tersentuh naluri keibuan. (Ewah~ jadi ko nak cakap yang naluri keibuan ko tak tersentuh la bila dukung Farouq ngan Hamzah waktu diorang baby dulu?) Eh, tak tak. Saya sayang anak anak buah saya ketat ketat. Hew hew. And, during holiday, my big sis selalu bawak pegi makan sedap sedap. Thank you kakak. May Allah SWT bless you and your family always. Bile stress je makan, bile makan je stress. Kan?

    Cerita mengejutkan yang menimbulkan tanda tanya tu buat aku tawar hati. Sekali janji dimungkiri, selamanya aku tak kan percaya. But, some people said that "Ekau mesti mintak jugak. Ekau kan memang perlukan benda tu kan? Sebelum habis, baik mintak cepat!" (Anonymous, 2012). Memang la perlu. Tapi bila usaha sendiri untuk dapatkan something tu kan lebih bergaya. Macam aku cakap tadi, sekali tertipu, selamanya tak kan percaya. Janji itu ini, tapi bila sampai masenye hapak pun takdak. Bila orang lain petik, senang senang je dapat. Terguris hati kecik ku ini, tahu? Haruslah tak tahu. Tak nak ambik tahu. Or tahu tapi saje buat buat tak tahu? Sometimes, bila cerita kat rakan sebaya mungkin diorang pun tak tahu nak cakap ape. Dah? Takkan nak paksa diorang paham? Diva nye ekau? Rasa hati, terkadang orang yang paling hampir dengan kita sekalipun tak mengerti, biarkan mereka dengan tafsiran sendiri (Iezza, I., 2012). Bila ungkit je cerita ni, sure one litre of tears akan keluar punye. =( Wahai hati, tolongla kental. Bukan nye baru sekali benda ni jadi. If possible, aku nak produce hati GMO (genetically modified organ) which can be more 'kental' and less fragile and also unfair-tolerance. Hati sape yang ade characteristics ni? Nak derma gene tak? Dr. Ahmad nak tak jadi supervisor saye? Mesti BOLEH je kan. HAHA >,< trololol

How's study?

     I admit that sem ni aku tak segigih sem lepas. Sem lepas gigih sangat. Sem ni macam takde semangat. Semuanya malas malas dan malas. Demmit! Wak happeng to me recently? Kena sampuk ngan MiKA ke ape? LOL menuding jari ke arah orang lain seolah olah menuding lagi empat jari ke diri sendiri. Please la learning from mistake. Takyah nak jiwe jiwe sangat la kan. Test? Ummphh~ Tak payah cakap la. Nak jawab pun rase malas. And then, skarang ni rase malas betol nak masok kelas Mizz Sharon. And then, hari hari penat buat Artemia. And then, hari hari tido lambat. And then, hari hari terpaksa facing muka Puan Multi-tasker. And then, hari ni je dah ponteng 2 kelas sebab nak study lab test. And then, tetap gak jawab macam haram. And then, dah kenapa ko ter'and then' 'and then' macam Dr Zack ni piqa? Pendek kata, hari hari ku makin suram (Izzati, Z., 2012). Tiap petang Selasa buat benda yang sama macam Kerja Lapangan dulu dulu. Hari hari busy. pfftt~ =..= Type B dislike doing repetitious work (Blood Type, 2012). Nak berjimba jimba pun takde mase (Nik, N. A. & Shazana, S., 2012) Macam takdaq life! (Sophia, S., 2011).

Question paper ended here.

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Comment:

Menulis sekadar meluahkan rasa hati? Huh sarcastic! But then, that's what we call 'Life'. Takde benda yang senang dalam dunia ni derr. Mungkin aku kurang berdoa? Mungkin aku perlu lebih positive and senyum sokmo? Maybe I should be more patient and kurangkan emo emoan so that I can reduce the aging process? Or, perhaps, I should open the door of forgiveness so that my life would be more meaningful later? Or, maybe I should be more sincere in whatever I do? Or, mungkin aku kena ada stok KitKat banyak banyak but, no money no talk k bai. =..= Or, maybe I should stop complaining and off to bed now?

Dinner 2012: Stars Back To School

Assalamualaikum =)

Hello beautiful people of the worldz zah! Guwa mahu cerita pasal ini the story mory.

Jeng jeng jeng....

the makan malam the seribu bintang ne

Bertemakan tema yang aneh, I don't know what to wear at the beginning. Damn, seriously no idea. =_='

So, aku pakai ape je yang ade dalam wardrobe aku. Hmmmm. Dan juge wardrobe orang lain. Kihkih >,< Only the electric blue shawl tu je yang baru. And aku pun tak tau macam mane aku boley beli shawl sebegitu rupe =..=

Actually makanan sedap giler kot. Aku je tak mampu nak telan sebab nervous. HuHuk. Terase sangat rugi rugi dan rugi. T_T Sebab tak makan banyak. Tsk. Tapi kenapa nervous ye?? Hehu

the ade-cendol-nyamsnyams delightful dessert

Tak lalu makan. Aku tibai dessert yang peh sedap ni. Sedap gila kot. Seharusnya aku bawak tupperware untuk tapau lain kali sebab encik dan puan waitres sebok je nak amek pinggan aku padahal aku tak habis makan lagi. Protokol sangat. *booowringg~ 

the finalist King: Siva, the Fashion Icon: Hawa J, the finalist Queen, the Queen, the President, the King, the Fashion Icon: Syuk and the Pengarah Dinner

mungkin aku tengah tahan jantung dari tercabut keluar waktu ni

Umpph~ sebab ni la aku tak lalu nak makan. Dah lame tak involve persembahan persembahan ni. Seronok sangat!

the Faisal, the Azie and the selempang Fashion Icon Hawa J

the Cik Ery, the Nemo, the Nisa and the Aine

the Angah, the Iezza, the Ekin, the Aine lagi and the Fithrie

the Door Gift with flowers from 1st year, the Cik Ery lagi and the Faisal lagi

the Kak Nik, the Azie lagi and the Asma
Nasyid katenye

Lepas isi perut haruslah isi memory card camera. Kuikui.

the 3rd year

the 2nd year

the 1st year

the year year

Waktu ni aku malas nak menyibukkan diri kat sini. Aku dok ratah kerabu daging yang tak habis kat meja tadi. Sedap pulak. Tak sempat nak ambik gamba. Tapi ye ke name die kerabu daging? Huhu menyesal tak makan banyak T_T

Maka dengan itu, habisla sudah story the mory aku. Hehe. Sekian. Bye bye.

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Well, aku baru je habis tengok cerita One Litre of Tears tadi. Siyes guwa cakap, air mate keluar berliter liter bila tengok cerita ni.

Korang pun pergila tengok cerita ni. Aku dah ulang tiga kali tengok, tiga kali gak aku nangis. Tsk. Tak rugi tengok citer ni. This story really teach me to not giving up in whatever I like to do even though it is impossible to. Selain hero dia sweet (tapi MiKA saye lagi sweet), doctor pulak hensem, kita boley tengok macam mane Aya-san ni berusaha bertahan untuk 10 tahun sebelum dia mati disebabkan penyakit Spinocerebellar Degeneration disease. Penyakit di mana otak dan nervous system tak boleh berfungsi dengan baik and lama kelamaan menyebabkan kesukaran untuk bergerak, makan, bercakap and banyak lagi. Tengokla wey, baru lah tahu macam mane nak menghargai kehidupan. Banyak yang Aya-san ni nak buat tapi dia tak boleh nak buat. Sedih sangat wey. Sobs. T_T

And cuti mid-sem aku dah start tapi aku tak balik lagi. T_T sobs. Flight aku Sabtu pagi. Tak sabar nak jumpe cik baby Raudhah! Apepun, happy holiday! Selamat bercuti dan menyucikan hati. (^^)v

Adios.